Breaking: Hostile Takeover of rori Fansubs

We have reports that rori Fansubs has been subject to a hostile takeover by FFF Fansubs, which purchased a majority share in the fansub group at a total cost of a plastic shopping bag and a popsicle stick with a lame joke inscribed on its ends.

FFF Fansubs, which now holds a 98.1% share of rori Fansubs, called for an urgent shareholders’ meeting and replaced the previous board of directors. Specifically, rori Fansubs founder and former CEO, CFO, CIO, CCO, CSO, and CTO Sutai has been replaced with a used and broken Twenty Questions Handheld (batteries not included) purchased from an anonymous individual on classifieds giant Craigslist for 1.39 USD. All shareholders were present at the meeting, and the decision was made unanimously, with no opposition from any parties.

Shareholders unaffiliated with FFF Fansubs were reported after the election to have full confidence in the leadership capabilities of the used and broken Twenty Questions Handheld (batteries not included). In the words of one anonymous shareholder,

“This move will greatly benefit both fansub groups. While he managed the group with great personality and enthusiasm when he first founded it, Sutai has, in recent quarters, made terrible decisions which have cost both rori Fansubs and FFF Fansubs significant opportunities, revenue, and market share. The used and broken Twenty Questions Handheld (batteries not included) will restore the efficiency, effectiveness, and motivation of both groups.”

When questioned about the possibility of the used and broken Twenty Questions Handheld (batteries not included) simply being a proxy for a shadow leader, the same shareholder responded,

“Such claims are unfounded. And even if they are true, the used and broken Twenty Questions Handheld (batteries not included) will at least do more typesetting each day than Sutai has done this past month.”

When questioned about what its first steps to restore rori Fansubs to its former glory will be, the used and broken Twenty Questions Handheld (batteries not included) remained silent.

Minami, a spokesman for the used and broken Twenty Questions Handheld (batteries not included), was reported saying,

“The used and broken Twenty Questions Handheld (batteries not included) is currently suffering from a cold brought on by a two-minute walk in the rain without an umbrella and so must refrain from speaking at this time. It has communicated that the first order of business is to execute a merger between rori Fansubs and FFF Fansubs. Of the employees at rori Fansubs, only Sutai is expected to lose his position.”

rori Fansubs founder and former CEO, CFO, CIO, CCO, CSO, and CTO Sutai was not available for comment. Sutai was reported excusing himself, saying,

“Fuck off. I’m playing League. Get off my case, you fucking faggots.”

This move comes in light of rumors regarding a buyout of rori Fansubs by Commie Enterprises at a per-employee rate of 4.6 billion USD, 2 RUB, and 0.15 CNY.

When asked for his take on the move, translator fotc had only this to say:

“Kuroneko = mai❤waifu.”

Glory to Azuki Azusa!

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Papa no Iukoto wo Kikinasai! – OVA

Shiotan.Isn’t it great how they just start animating a girl who appears in book 2, when they only cover book 1 in the anime? Not that I’m complaining. Shiori is the best Papakiki.

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Why do men tend to prefer younger women? The common answer is because older women tend to be ugly. But because aesthetic is subjective, and therefore not particularly useful in the context of the millions of cultures in this world, there must be something more pervasive which leads to this tendency.

The evolutionary argument states that it is because younger women are likely to bear them more children. This is very neat and logical, and it makes perfect sense. More offspring means that a greater percentage of the species population inherits the trait of preferring younger women, and given sufficient mating periods and the right circumstances, eventually this trait will pervade throughout the population.

But what happens when all the men prefer younger women? Or more specifically, women of a certain age? Is it not only natural, evolutionarily, that a preference for even younger women will hold an evolutionary advantage as well?

There was a time when all men loved women of high school age. Then men grew to prefer women of middle school age. Then men grew to prefer women of elementary school age. Then men grew to prefer women of toddler age. Naturally, soon men will grow to prefer women of unborn age.

Yet why does society frown on men who prefer women of age lower than their own? A preference for those of middle school age is unhealthy and criminal. A preference for those of elementary school age is yet more unhealthy and criminal. A preference for those of toddler age is, needless to say, yet more unhealthy and criminal. And soon, a preference for those of unborn age will be yet more unhealthy and criminal than even that.

What society calls pedophilia is neither a disease nor a crime. A preference is not a disease, and a thought is not a crime. Pedophilia is simply the next stage in the evolution of our species.

To stand opposed to pedophilia is to stand opposed to our continued evolution, to stand opposed to the future glory of the human race! Stand down, men and women of the old age! Make way for the new generation and the new human!

Pedophiles, stand tall and proud!

No, that does not mean you can come within 100 meters of my family or me. No, seriously, dude, you’re creeping me out. Dude. No.

Hentai Ouji to Warawanai Neko. – 12

I'll never let you slip quietly away.AZUKI AZUSA BEST GIRL

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The Lord once wrote, “What breaks a heart is not the love that’s gone, but that it slips so quietly away.”

All things slowly fade into our memories, to be lost forever. The love which we once had will become part of those memories, slip quietly away, and also be lost, in time, like tears in rain. So long as we live, our hearts will continue to break, just as the cold hands of time which creep along relentlessly, destroying slowly but without pity that which yesterday was young.

To resist this disintegration, all we can do is to make more love. But as that love slips quietly away into our memories, our hearts continue to break. Perhaps resistance is futile.

But if it is our sole means of resistance, perhaps we should choose to resist and feel that pain. This is my choice. Love is all. Love is all I need.

But what is love? I do not know. While I speak of the pompatus of love, I do not know what it is.

Troubling.

But what I do know is that sometimes love stinks. And because it constantly slips so quietly away into our memories, it hurts. Oh, love, baby, don’t hurt me.

Regardless, love is good. And so, a word of advice for the younger angry virgins in our audience: They say that love is but a dance. Don’t let the music fade away. Don’t let the moment pass.

And finally, there is one thing you must never let slip quietly away, never let become a memory to be lost for all eternity. Remember:

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Hentai Ouji to Warawanai Neko. – 11

Who's this? I like her.Who’s this? I like her.

Who's this? I like her.Who’s this? I like her.

[Torrent] [DDL] [DDL2]

I prefer to spend my time in solitary ways
Keepin’ myself to myself
Can’t pretend that it’s been easy since you went away
Livin’ with somebody else
If you should change your mind
If you would turn around and look behind
If you could see me the way I used to be
At the risk of bringin’ back the sorrow and despair
I would do it all again
Holding on to memories and pretending not to care
Knowing that the show was soon to end
If only I could change your mind
If only you would change
If I had the chance I’d do it all again
I would do it all again
I remember windy shores on melancholy days
Drifting along with the tide
And the joy of simple things and ordinary ways
Takin’ it all in my stride
If you should change your mind
If I could let you see what lies behind
If you could need me the way it used to be
Even for a moment of the happy times we shared
Living in my dreams since then
At the risk of losing only castles in the air
Come with me and we can try again
Oh, oh if I could change your mind
Can’t pretend it’s not been lonely since you went away
Oh, if only I could change your mind
If I could change your mind
If I could change your mind
If I could change your mind

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Kokoro Connect [Batch]

Here it is, the long awaited(?) Kokoro Connect batch.
All episodes were updated for various tweaks and fixes.
Patches available below.
Additionally, episodes 1, 14-17 received new encodes,
therefore no patches for these.
Obligatory credits roll:

Translator: fotc
Timer: KmE, archdeco
Editor: Ioryogi
Typesetter: Sutai
Encoder: jacques
QC: fotc, Rem
Karaoke: cardslash02

I asked fotc about his final thoughts concerning Kokoro,
but unfortunately he is too busy with real life today.
That means no fancy writing.
The only thing left is to bid farewell to Rina, Inaba, Yui, Iori
and the rest of Kokoro Connect crew.

It’s been a blast, but all great things must eventually end.

PS. YAEGASHI RINA BEST GIRL!
PS2. AZUKI AZUSA BEST GIRL!

[Torrent] [Patches][Mirror] [DDL]